retail
“and a word to you who work in retail, you can’t be an (explicit) and work in a retail. And I don’t mean an (explicit) because you’re angry from dealing with stupid people all day, but you’re an (explicit) because you think you’re better than everyone else. SO WHAT, you work at Banana Republic! So you get 50% off of $200 shirts. If you are over 24 years of age and work anywhere that has a FOOD COURT, you better be going to college, putting somebody through college or have a magnum on law-away at Walmart so you can off yourself from your sad existence!”
Remember that the next time someone in the retail business thinks they’re better than you because they SELL YOU something at full price that they can’t afford on what they make there.
- youtube
